MelvinEYGG: Kevin!
CANIHASKEVIN: velmin! no, that’s not right, menvil… what do you want, old sock?
MelvinEYGG: What?
CANIHASKEVIN: old sock, old thing…
MelvinEYGG: I don’t get it.
CANIHASKEVIN: never mind. what is the what?
MelvinEYGG: I found a hidden room in that game.
CANIHASKEVIN: the one in the refrigerator or the one behind the waterfall?
MelvinEYGG: Neither. It’s in a closet.
CANIHASKEVIN: WHAT?! CAN IT BE? MELVINO HAS DISCOVERED A ROOM HITHERTO UNKNOWN TO LEGIONS OF NERDS!?
MelvinEYGG: If you say so. It’s called “Glyptotec.”
CANIHASKEVIN: is there a sign or something on the wall?
MelvinEYGG: I don’t remember. I just know that’s what it’s called.
MelvinEYGG: It was weird, I was in the closet looking for a dragon baby power-up, but it was too dark to see. I whipped out my flashlight, but it didn’t work.
CANIHASKEVIN: maybe you were glitching and that’s how you found the room. leftover code. a ghost in the machine and all that.
MelvinEYGG: I turned around to leave (I hate it when things jump out of the dark at me), but when I went back into the bedroom, it wasn’t a bedroom at all…
CANIHASKEVIN: it was narnia!
CANIHASKEVIN: new otherton!
CANIHASKEVIN: star wars!
CANIHASKEVIN: melvin?
CANIHASKEVIN: what did this glyptotec look like?
MelvinEYGG: Gotta go, dude. Lunch break is over. It’s back to the headset. See you tomorrow.
CANIHASKEVIN: peace out, bro.
MelvinEYGG: I wish I could take sick days when I wasn’t sick.
CANIHASKEVIN: not on the company network, dude! phibes has eyes in I.T.
MelvinEYGG: I haven’t seen him today, he’s probably working from home. You’re probably OK. Besides, my inability to take “sick” days has nothing to do with the relative sickness of my coworkers.
CANIHASKEVIN: and everything to with your acting ability.
CANIHASKEVIN: or lack thereof.
CANIHASKEVIN: what closet was the glyptothing in?
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